Inverted

17 Apr

The nurse aide is telling me that my patient has a problem. She says his penis won’t come out to pee. She says she has to pull it out to help him get it into the urine bottle.

Inverted penis?

What?

I have been seeing lots of urology issues lately.

Bizarre.

Urologists are scary. Especially when they arrive with a three way garden hose ready to insert into some poor guys urethra. I’m like can we get some pain killers for him first? Maybe?

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